Thursday, April 27, 2006

Wanna Make Some Babies???

Hahaha. Natawa na lang ako. I was flipping the channels in TV then there’s this show in QTV. Topic of the talk show – Natural Way of Family Planning.

Uso pa rin ba yun?

I guess…. Philippines, madaming Catholic. Madaming religious. Madaming nagpapanggap na moralista. Eto pa isa… madaming malibog.

Sige, natural way pala ha? Withdrawal? Wahahaha…. Ano yun, parang ATM Machine? Or parang Credit card… gasgas na sa kakakis-kis.

One question asked to the married couples, pano kung yung anak nila nag-ask about sex.

Good answer from Tirso Cruz
Bad answers from the other two couples.

Wag daw mag-pills. Kasi may side effects. Pero di mo naman araw-araw ipapainom si GF mo ang pills. Di po yun Vitamin C.
Impose the bible learning in the bible… Meron ba dun about sex? I have not read the bible from cover to cover, pero alam ko wala.

There’s only one way of not getting preggy or not getting someone preggy. No Sex is Safe Sex.
If that fails, there’s always the handy dandy rubber (or latex) condom.

Pucha, mura lang ang condom. Bigyan pa kita eh (di naman sa nilalagay ko yung condom ko with my money clip).

Masyado bang bulgaran ang nababasa niyo?

Let’s be realistic. Lahat tayo eh adults na. If you have to do it (Toyi according to Trixy), you have to use one of man’s greatest invention (with or without flavor, ribbed, super thin, glow in the dark or regular – bahala ka). Let’s be responsible adults. Let’s not be hypocrites. You don’t want your own child until you’re ready (financially and emotionally).

Para sa mga magulang.
1. Wala pong side effects ang condom
2. Di naman po vitamins ang pills
3. Ang withdrawal eh sa bangko lang… saka sa porn.
4. Talk to your kids. And don’t give them that crap about the bees and the butterflies and the flower.

Para sa lahat.
1. Safe sex is no sex.
2. Okay lang kung babae ka at may baon kang condom. Baka kasi tatanga-tanga BF mo.
3. Guys, please be responsible. Mura lang ang condom. Okay lang na di ribbed or Ulta Thin. Pwede na ang Trust condom
4. Wag mag pa peer pressure. So what kung 40 years old ka na at virgin ka pa. People who thinks that you’re a loser… naku wag mo silang intindihin.
5. Another natural contraceptive…. For free… The Do-It-Yourself method. Tanong niyo na lang kay Jona and Van kung ano yung brand ng personal lube. Meron daw sa TOTAL. May gas ka na, may lube ka pa.

Please lang, wag maging sobrang moralista. Kayo din, baka magka-anak ka ng di mo inaasahan…

Last note: If you get pregnant (or get someone pregnant), please don’t use the word “Accident.” Ginusto nyo yan at nagpakatanga kayo.

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